Jef Sarver   A Veteran Soul on Exhibition

Stop The Presses People!!!

Wait! Wait! Waaaaiiiiiit!!!!!!!!! Something cool is about to happen here. How Bout That For Cool?!!!! Um, well I guess you don't know what it is just yet.

I know what it is but I am not tellin. Why should I tell? And ruin the surprise. Ruin all the fun. I won't do it, I tell ya!! I just won't. That would be contrary to all that is right and holy and good in the world. You can torture me all you like. Bring your cat-o-nine tails, bring your candle wax on the nipples. That won't make me talk.